WHAT TO GET HER

FORGET TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING?! DON'T FRET GET HER SOMETHING YOU WONT REGRET! Ha I tried to rhyme. 

1. UNO!!! If your girlfriend appreciates Jeremy Scott, she goes bananas over yellow faces, or if she has an unhealthy obsession with Bart Simpson she will love this. I am one of those three. Guess.

2. Okay, who doesn't love donuts? If my boyfriend gave me a box of donuts...wow...okay... words really can't describe how happy I would be. I love round pillows of glazed fat in my mouth.

3. These aren't just any Louboutins. These ones say SEX on them. Oh sheet I said it! I said it!

4. The rarest gift of all...a hedgehog. I don't even think it't legal in LA. 

5. "Baby, I will always support you."

6. If your girlfriend wears t-shirts like "I have a boyfriend" or "My boyfriends hotter than yours" she should further validate it by wearing it on her wrist. Jennifer Fishers "Taken" cuff

7. This artificial growing bonsai tree will blossom beautifully just like your relationship. Ew...that was cheesier than Wisconsin.

8. Brittany aka Photographer Girl aka bestie said she would love to receive Sasquatch Concert tickets. DISCLAIMER: If your girlfriend loves Pitbull or Kesha she probably wouldn't want these tickets.

9. Naomi aka Pony Girl aka bestie would love to receive a horse. That's really not too much to ask. 

10. Best for last! It's a marc by marc necklace and when you spin it, it says "I Love You"! Not as cute as the hedgehog of course. 

What's the black pair of shorts doing there? That's totally random.

Honestly, this crap is all materialistic and if I were to receive any of this I would most likely lose it; even the horse but maybe not the hedgehog.  February 14 2013 is just a date but YOLO! YOLO! YOLO!!! 

Most Overrated Month of the Year

Towards the end of January you will go to a supermarket and your eyes will be visually molested by tons of pink shit. There will be so many shades of pink its like Pantone raped your local Ralphs. 

Anyways, the real reason I'm writing this post is because I am obsessed with white dress shirts. I truthfully believe everyone should love it as much as I do and here are the reasons why....

• I'm feeling "hella" chic today...WDS
• I want to hide my belly fat...WDS
• I love how I have no boobs...WDS
• I want to look and feel effortless...WDS
• I want to look as if I have a boyfriend and I am wearing his shirt...WDS
• I am freaking awesome...WDS
• I will wear some crazy pants beneath my...WDS
• I want to hide my abnormally sweaty pits...WDS

And for the ones who don't have a "valentine" this year listen to the words of my good pal Kenrick Lamar "Fuk Dat!". Don't be a sad pathetic casualty of this overrated month! Last thing, I have no idea why I wrote about Valentines day and white dress shirts all in one post. Be happy and wear a wds on Valentines day even though you might look like your date...or not. 

INSANE ASYLUM

Photographer Girl and I found a little radiator shop with cool antique cars and decided to shoot there. Why did they let us you ask? Aha well in exchange for borrowing the antique props, the old greasy owner wanted Photographer Girl to take pictures with him on his disposable camera. I stood there awkwardly taking pictures of my best friend holding a blow torch, on a 7ft unicycle, and her sitting on the old mans desk (sexy-secretary-look perhaps). He said he was going to show Jay Leno and make him jealous. Yeah...puke. Don't get me wrong though, he was nice! Old horny man.

The following pictures are about a girl who drove herself to the insane asylum.

Photographer: Brittany SooHoo Styled: Olivia Sui

New York Fashion Week VOL. 1

    Hello earthlings! These pictures are a little over due but it's from New York Fashion Week. Oh I miss it so much.  It was my first time attending fashion week and the best part of it was experiencing it with my best friends whom I call, 4 Meows. I talk about them a lot and I'm pretty annoying about it too. Every time I meet someone new I somehow incorporate my best friends into the conversation. 

   Ex: "Oh hey! So one of my best friends uhh rides horses...did you say you like horses?" "Oh you're sick? Ha so my best friends going to be a doctor...hehe." "Hey nice camera! My best friends a photographer. Yeah...alright." See? Yeah, I am pretty annoying about it. Ah! Focus, Olivia, Focus! 

<3

Clothes: #Vintage vest, #Asos crop tank, #Helmut Lang pants, #All Saints boots. (On Naomi: Cheap Monday jacket, #H&M shirt, #Rebecca Minkoff bag, #Frys boots) Photography: Brittany Soohoo 

Where do I even start...Balmain Spring 2013

Balmain Spring 2013

Where do I even begin...Bal fucking main! I was anticipating to see what Olivier was going to do this season and as usual he incorporated masculine shoulders that accentuates a women's waist and legs. His inspirations were Cuba and the 90's, however, I decided to add a background of the interior of Versailles because his collections are so damn french and timeless! Anyways, I have looked through this entire collection a gazillion times and I am still in awe of the intricate embroidery in every piece of the clothing! OK, since this picture doesn't do any of the pieces ANY justice I must let you know that if you look close enough all of the stitching is woven in high complexity. Make any sense? No? Fine I'll post a picture of it in detail. OH!OH! I bet you couldn't tell but the last 5 pieces in this picture all have crystal pavé encrusted from head to toe. Am I the only one imagining old french ladies with dainty fingers gluing on each crystal? 

After all the collections...I LOVE Balmain! Every season Olivier never loses sight of the integrity of this brand and that is forming beautiful architectural lines, just like how Pierre Balmain originally did. 

PRADA SS 2013 

JAPANESE INSPIRED PRINTS AND CUTS ARE TOO KAWAEE (CUTE)!! 

Death, Sin, Disillusioned Faith

Photographer: An Le

WAHH WAH WEEWO

FALGUNI AND SHANE PEACOCK

I WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO WATCH THIS SHOW AT NEW YORK FASHION WEEK AND WAHH WAH WEEWO!! JUST IMAGINE MODELS IN ASTRONAUT HELMETS STRUTTING DOWN THE RUNWAY TO THE BEAT OF DUBSTEP. AH SORRY! THAT WASN'T TOO DESCRIPTIVE...OK, IT WAS LIKE BIONIC ASTRONAUTS AT A RAVE; THATS ALL YOUR GETTING. OH YES, THE BASS WAS SO HARD I FELT THE SOLES OF MY FEET PULSE. THANK YOU FALGUNI AND SHANE PEACOCK FOR INDIRECTLY TICKLING MY FEET. 

goodbye earthings...I have to go fold origami...

HA! GOLD!

Well here's my first post friends. DVF vagina clutch (justkidding), Esquievel boots, Lanvin brooch. I know I should write more but I have to go oil my door hinges...good bye.